I was in Tokyo the other day, and feeling kind of thirsty, so I headed towards the nearest vending machine. Now if you’re at all familiar with Tokyo you’ll know that the journey to the nearest vending machine is going to be a short one, regardless of where you are. The machine in question was serving Coke Zero. I may have been in Japan but my taste for fake sweetness and caffeine was firmly routed back home.
I rummaged in my pocket for a couple of 100 yen coins and pushed them into the slot… imagine my surprise when the machine literally got up, and transformed into a robot! It roared, shook it’s fist at the sky and proceeded to beat the shit out the Pepsi machine next door.
That’s how it happened. No word of a lie… Obviously this action figure was inspired by those events, sometimes the truth can only be told with molded plastic toys… or perhaps it’s a promotional toy for Coca-Cola. Either option is plausible, that’s all I’m saying.